Pyramid Head Reacts to Konami's New Slot Machines at G2E 2014 π²π²π²π²π²
Koji Igarashi left Konami so he could make his own Castlevania type game, now Hideo Kojima is going to leave after MGS5, then Silent Hills was cancelled. Konami said traditional games are not worth the effort, so they're shifting their main focus to casino and mobile gaming (and I heard they run some gyms in Japan or something).
I found this G2E video yesterday usworlds.info/slow/video/gKeAhZywbY98rqk and I couldn't believe it, I thought it was a joke at first. When Guillermo Del Toro and Hideo Kojima's Silent Hills was cancelled I almost cried. I cannot think of more able people to revive the franchise, now we get nothing. Konami has become an evil corporation and they don't even realize it. It breaks my heart.
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Pyramid head? Oh you talkin bout Phineas
Lol, the link says that the original video doesn't exist. So they take the video down or does it have a another link? Edit: I was looking on YT and their channel has only
Why does it hurt lol
Man, I was getting tired of carrying all this money... Finally a place where I know I can just dump all of it.
Well, at least heβs in Dead by Daylight
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wow i think he died from Boredom
Hearing these guys makes me sick to my stomach
3:40 "The upcoming year will be very exciting *FOR KONAMY*" You see, not even for "customers". Just Konami. This would be a great parody if it wasn't real. The same is happening all over again in 2020 at Blizzard's HQ.
they dont have respect for the real games, this is a real shame
This in my opinion is fucking pathetic and absolutely moronic on multiple levels. They had s good thing going with silent hill and its upcoming movie was hyped by many fans of the franchise but then they drop this fucking droopy ass bombshell on everyone! R.I.P Silent hill series for one, and for two, doesn't this just exemplify the fact that konami are now no longer stingy game Devs but are now greedy enough to con people into playing fucking slot machines.
At they're not like EA Building casino mechanics in games.
ok
LOL!!!
*Japan using American capitalist marketing* Pyramid Head: *Me*
No! We want to go to Silent Hill and follow the story of someone with a dark story behind them that causes them to imagine monsters symbolic of their guilt!
3:48 Yeah I agree Pyramid Head.
Wtf is Konami doing?
MORE REVENUE MORE PRODUCT
Poor Pyramid Head =(
Did he just commit neck impale?
Pyramid head is my favorite monster
perfect reactions
Eduardo Aching... Tinha que ter brasileiro nessa porra...
2:03 "We've taken good care of the licensing." >.>
Only good one was that rotating one
It looks like a parody, the way they speak about these machines...
"Innovate" you use that word but i don't think you know what it means.
2:01 may the lady's shadow fall upon you konami
Rich people games look boring.
I havenβt watched something so cringeworthy in a long time... Why Konami?! WHY??? Nice βgraphicsβ Konami, now whereβs the actual βgameplayβ?
Did Armstrong take over Konami just to anger us to Fight our own War?
Noticed a few games at my seminole casino. Pay out is crap just like the games.
These assholes own Castlevania.
I wish Koji Igarashi owned Castlevania instead...
This is my favorite video
wow...i've never seen someone willingly shoot themselves in the foot like this...with a bazooka
Slot machines. "Great gameplay." Slot machines have literally no gameplay. You press a button, a cutscene plays, and it tells you that you lost. That's the entirety of the "game". That's not a game, it doesn't satisfy the definition of what a game is, there's nothing to play, nothing to do. It's not entertaining, it's not profitable (for the "player"), it's not _anything._ The only reason I think slot machines shouldn't be outright illegal, is because anyone who knows how they work and what they do, and still somehow decides to... _use_ them, deserves to lose their money for being so godsdamn retarded. Schools all over the world need to teach children not to gamble and why, with nothing but absolute, uncompromising truthfulness, no stupid scare tactics and lies (like they do with anti-drug campaigns), until there's no excuse for anyone to be uninformed about how stupid it is to gamble in casinos and on these money-stealing machines, so truly only people who are actually fucking retarded ever gamble again.
Me too Pyramid Head. Me too.
This is gross and embarrassing....
I think it's time for PH to punish some people at Konami.
How to kill your fans
Oh....so this is why people is still pissed off till today, finally found the video since the original one was deleted. Guess Konami couldnβt handle the shitstorm.
Guess he couldn't find any work after silent hills was cancelled....
I kept hearing "This is insulting" over and over until I realized I was screaming at my tv
Well I was in a good mood today untill I saw this.
gamble your money on slot machines of franchises you wish we cared about
since I'm back here... Casino "gamers" (ugh...) would say "videogames are for kids, they are stupid and waste of time", then go sit at slot machines like zombies, not thinking, just pushing coins in and getting into actual mindless stupor. usworlds.info/slow/video/oY-qo63FkpGJm3cm19s
I think the worst part is that theyβre acting like these slot machines are the most innovative, engaging, and creative thing since sliced bread. βWoah, look, the slots are now on its side and itβs going towards you! Thatβs so creative!β
That's one of the best reactions I've ever seen
#FUCKONAMI
I had the same reaction as PH...
Goddammit, the only new thing for Contra in the modern era of games is a fucking slot machine?
so much bullshit that industry... dumb chance and bling bling bling
Wow Konami really shit the bed. They won't last long.
Every fuckwit that engaged in CS:GO skin gambling, bet on E-Sports matches, and who gave attention to streamers that played online casinos are partly responsible for making Konami think there is a "gaming" demographic to fucking casinos.
E-Sports betting is the kind of gambling that, while I wouldn't engage in it myself, I can actually kind of respect. So long as the matches aren't rigged, you can make informed guesses on who wins, and get a better-than-pure-luck chance to win. It involves some kind of skill and engagement, you have to follow the games, understand the skills of the pro players and how they match up against each other, etc. Ultimately it's still luck, but the odds are shifted a bit by skill and knowledge. It might even be possible to make a profit in the long run (without having to be the "house"). Shit like gambling machines, however, I agree is complete and utter trash. A waste of time and money for people with severely lacking brain cells.
What the fuck...
You can't talk about great gameplay, 3D sound and game design when talking about slot machines. They're motherfucking slot machines. Eat shit, Konami.
Gambling ruins everything.
How the fuck did they manage to get permission from Wizards of the Coast to use the D&D license for a motherfucking slot machine? What a disgrace.
+Malovon WOTC owned by Hasbro, who have been collectively fucking MTG players for years
hello konami, fuck you konami!
I just don't even fucking care about the gaming industry anymore... I hope it implodes on itself
so since konami now has d&d and theyve moved it to slots, does that mean that d&d is over?
It was the dog all along!
upload again, youtube are deleting the searches about the video.
I went to a local casino here pretty recently, and they had this DnD game. As an avid DnD player, I just knew this was the game for me. Played it once. Hated it. Walked away in shame (with only slightly less money, thank goodness.)
OH WOW SPINNING SLOTS! THAT TOTALLY NEWS SOME HAWT DAMN REVOLUTIONARY GAME PLAY AND GRAPHICS! Hahahahaha FUCK!
Do I remind you that a video game themed slot machine is *still* just a glorified casino slot machine?
Great video, the only problem I saw with it is that you used the Silent Hill Homecoming Pyramid Head...
Fuck Konami.
I was really hoping you'd make pyramid head smack his face on a desk more and more often as the video went on
Genius.
First Iga, after Kojima and mobile games, and know this. WTF is wrong with you Konami?
Fuck this greedy BS and fuck Konami. What will happen to the Silent Hill, Castlevania, Metal Gear IPs etc?? lol gameplay, fuck off
Fuck Konami through seven hells with a sand paper dildo wrapped in barbed wire tipped with battery acid.
God damn it, Konami! Everyone knows that the stupidest gamers are the gamblers and mobile phone/pad gamers--the ones that are willing to throw away tons of money for just a few more minutes of gameplay! And Konami definitely knows it and is willing to cash in on that stupidity! There isn't even any "gameplay" in these "games", let alone "amazing and innovative gameplay."
FUCK YOU KONAMI. FUCK YOU FOREVER WITH A MILLION RUSTY SLOT MACHINE HANDLES
S-Silent Hills? *Slowly extends hand towards the shrinking bright light*
Well this was unexpected. I was expecting Sega would think of this first. I was thinking something along the lines of "Sonic Pachinko" for mobile.
Welcome to our real life Silent Hill. The monsters are almost as grotesque as in the games.
Please tell me Silent Hills is still going to be released...
So the new business model is to turn all their IPs into stupid gambling games Once again money destroys everything
Well, atleast the framerate for these games are still good...
Clever ways to take an idiot's money.
Oh fuck you Konami, fuck your "innovations".
Can't tell if this is a joke... or it's serious
At first I thought this was a College Humor parody of the real thing, but then I realized I thought too highly of Konami. After MGS5, I truly hope Konami goes under just so they'll sell their franchises and the Fox engine to other developers who might do the IP's justice. I'd boycott MGS5, but I respect Hideo Kojima too much to not do his work justice.
I feel like Konami just stumbled into the video game industry, published a few titles, then walked right out, not knowing they funded some of the greatest games of all time. Whoops.
Aaaand holy shit TerminalMontage just liked my comment. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So, essentially Konami will stop making money from me and start making money off my mom (assuming the local casinos buy their slots). Wow, if I told myself this the first time I played Castlevania 2 I wouldn't have believed it.
KONAMI is fucked. Fuck KONAMI. They deserve to die after this bullshit.
This inspired me to make this. usworlds.info/slow/video/homZmWWUbnqZfKk Maybe?
konami fans: raging Capcom fans: *drinks wine as they are already numb to the pain*
Well done. C'monnnnn Bloodstained!
Haha, and Konami has the comments disabled on the original video. I'd throw my copy of Metal Gear Rising in a shredder if I hadn't already paid for it. It's obvious "More revenue return" is the only thing they give one single solitary shit about. I guess I'll be getting MGS5 used.
Seeing Contra on the side of a slot machine just fucking made my blood boil. No I know I can never ever visit a casino because if I see one of these or worse, a Metal Gear one I'll want to fucking take a bat to it.
Oops how embarrassing, I think they mistook the word "GAME" and "GAMEPLAY" with bullshit. Someone should really tell them of what a glaring mistake they have made...
What even IS this? Konami cancels games for _this_??? I don't even know what I'm looking at!!
Konami, I'd tell you to go and f*** yourself, but I'm pretty sure you just did.
Pyramid Head summarizes my reaction quite well. I MEAN WTF?!
Fuck konami. In the bum. With a spear.
This is just cringeworthy.